- Son: So when is dad and his friends coming back?
- Me: You mean exo? Maybe next time....
아리가또고자이마스 - This title literally reads as ‘Arigato Gozaimasu,’ and is apparently what Koreans think Japanese music sounds like. Give it a listen, you won’t regret it.
HONTO NI ARIGATOUUUU
SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN SUMIMASEN
This is quality.
I HAD HEARD THIS BEFORE BUT NOW WITH THE BACKGROUND IDEA….FUCK I’M SOBBING.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BRINGS THIS BACK AHASLDKAHSLGHA
OMFG I AM DONE.
LMFAO AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES IT? XD
Things you will never hear a Kpop idol say.
- Kai: "Please stop asking, I'm much too shy to take my shirt off..."
- Minho: "woah. calm down... it's just a game.."
- G-Dragon: " my favorite piece of clothing? hmm it would have to be just a plain old comfortable tee shirt."
- Taemin: "Bleh banana milk? who the hell came up with that?"
- Key: " I can't say whats really on my mind! that would hurt their feelings!"
- Chanyeol: "I'm bored."
- Sunny: "Aegyo? thats soooo immature."
- Mir: " Why hello there, would you like to venture over to my household where we can all dine on perfectly quaffed waffles and later, we can all rest our craniums on a soft pillow while we happily slumber?"
- Yoona: "I'm so ugly no man will ever find me attractive."
- Baekhyun: " I'm sorry, but honestly I think SNSD noonas are just plain and untalented.."
- Niel: "Can i please have a few more lines in the next song? please?!"
- Siwon: "I've come to a conclusion. Everybody, I'm Atheist"
- Hoya: "I hate purple."
- Myungsoo: "I hate this bamboo pillow."
- Sungyeol: "I'm the most mature in my group."
- Sunggyu: "I can see you."
- Kyuhyun: "Video games are childish"
- Changmin: "I'm not hungry"
- Sooyoung: "I'm full"
- Onew: "I hate chicken!"
- Kris: "Yes, let's do it!"
- Taeyeon: Tiffany's eye-smile and butt are ugly
- Tiffany: I hate pink
- Jessica: I don't want to sleep
- Luhan: "Xiumin isn't a baozi"
- Tao: "Cake is absolutely disgusting"
- Bom: "I hate corn"
- Heechul: "I'm ugly"
- Yesung: "I ate turtle soup today"
- Yongguk: "My voice is so high pitched"
- Woohyun: "Aegyo and greasy things make me vomit"
- Lee Joon: "I hate variety shows"
- Wooyoung: "I speak perfect english"
- T.O.P: "I can't wait to reveal my body today"
- Jonghyun: "My tweets show how sophisticated I am"
- Zelo: "Tomatoes are gross"
- J.Y.P: "Whispering is inappropriate"
- Seungho: "Keep that food away from me!"
- Xiumin: I hate baozi
- Luhan: I'm not a man, I'm totally a twelve year old
- D.O: That's fine, just leave your dirty clothes lying around
- S.M: I think it's time to remove the adds in the videos
- Taeyang: it's awfully cold outside, I should put clothes on.